Man: "God, how long is a million years?" God: "To me it's about a minute." Man: "God, how much is a million Dollars?" God: "To me it's a Penny." Man: "God, may I have a Penny?" God: "Wait a minute."
Man: "God, how long is a million years?" God: "To me it's about a minute." Man: "God, how much is a million Dollars?" God: "To me it's a Penny." Man: "God, may I have a Penny?" God: "Wait a minute."